jtotheizzoe:

astrotastic:

Jesus Christ you guys.

If you wish to make waffles from scratch, you must first invent the universe.

wrapassassin:

who the fuck is this ‘You’ guy reblogging things exactly the same time as i do. Very sketchy

jpgay:

the only people who call me cute live 7000 miles away

pinkisthenewscarlet:

i-spooky-like-fedex:

skellagirl:

parallelsea:

October

OCTOber

it’s the 8th month

I cracked the code

October is the 10th month though

It was originally the 8th month but then Julius fucking Caesar decided to add in July and August after himself and his nephew Augustus

we should totally just stab caesar

stability:

Perks of living in Amish country: tweets like this

stability:

Perks of living in Amish country: tweets like this

floweranger:

do you ever see your face from a different angle and have a mental breakdown

rhydonmyhardon:

pitbull was a great host during the AMAs

rhydonmyhardon:

pitbull was a great host during the AMAs

basedgosh:

when you meet a bunch of relatives who claim to remember you
image

thisisnotmyfairytaleendingg:

I seriously worship this girl.

bitchesaloud: