drunktrophywife:

tinychatter:

tinychatter:

what do you call a sunburnt penis

image

Kyle this is the worst

things that have no chill

torobabe:

-me

-automatic toilets

-people who clap when the plane lands

reallylameblog:

I love when the app messes up I really really do

reallylameblog:

I love when the app messes up I really really do

ihaveabigcockpit:

i’ve gone too deep

ihaveabigcockpit:

i’ve gone too deep

perfect:

I just want someone to flirt with and make me laugh and kiss me in the middle of my sentences

ayerosemary:

bunmer:

He returns


it’s never ogre

God damn it

ayerosemary:

bunmer:

He returns

it’s never ogre

God damn it