that selfie looked better on my phone: the novel
Britney messing with the paparazzi, September 2004
The best thing about 2013 is that it’s over in a week
This kitty accidentally stepped on a bee
"He’s behind me making that fucking face again. I don’t even have to turn around to know it. God damn it. I hate that goddamned stupid face he makes. God fucking damnit."